9.21.2006

Ha! In your face!

I am 17% White Trash.
Not at all White Trashy!
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

God v. Satan

9.18.2006

Death of a Princess

A rare video of the on-air announcement of the death of Diana, Princess of Wales in August, 1997.

Please Take a Moment to Read

I wrote a brief entry on my political blog, RANDOM_NOTES about the current uproar over the Pope's comments. Let me know what you think!

9.16.2006

Basically true....












Neo-Liberal

You scored 51% Personal Liberty and 28% Economic Liberty!

A neo-liberal believes in moderate government intervention on personal matters and moderate to high government intervention on economic matters. They believe in a social safety net or welfare state and try to balance personal liberty with safety or security. Some neo-liberals believe in more foreign intervention or war then most other leftists. Others are more like Centrist Democrats. More authoritarian-leaning Neo-liberals (such as personal 40/economic 30) are the result of a "fusion" between "old left" and "new right" tendencies.
















My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on Personal
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on Economic




Link: The Politics Test written by brainpolice on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I Wish I Could Stil Vote For Him!

Another Great "Futurama" Song!



Fry wins a trip to the Slurm Cola factory, where he uncovers some bizarre secrets ... and some bizarre workers!

The Greatest Song From "Futurama"!



A favorite show of mine, now sadly off the air.

Ha!

9.11.2006

Movie Mistakes Compilation!

Ha!

How True!

You Are Cookie Monster

Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.

You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.

You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking

How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!"

9.08.2006

Maybe...

You Should Rule Mars

Mars is a planet that shines brightly and loops wildly around the solar system.

You are perfect to rule Mars, because you are both energetic and independent.
Like Mars, you seems attractive and bright to others - but you're difficult to pin down.

You are a great thinker, but you only think in the present and ignore the future.
Full of enthusiasm and inspiration, you are into your own thing... and rather insensitive to others.

This IS True

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front.
Shy and private, you yearn for security.
You take relationships slowly.
You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.

Partly True ...

...except for the "Judeo-Christian Roots" part....

You Are a Conservative Democrat

Frankly, the way most other Democrats behave embarasses you greatly.
You pride yourself on a high level of morals, and you have a good grasp on right and wrong.
It's likely you think America needs to get back to its conservative, Juedo-Christian values.
Why aren't you a Republican then? Because you believe the goverment helps more than hurts.

An Ultra-Hip Me



Courtesy of Meez.com.

I Can't Tell You How True This Is!

Two Toughts for 2Day


9.05.2006

WTF?!



I don't know about you, but this looks like L. Ron Hubbard back from dead to me!

Seriously, what is with the hair? What baby that age has hair like that? I think it's been dyed to look like his (because it can't really be his anyway...).

What a freaky picture! Poor Katie ... she's so out of it!

9.03.2006

911 Call Over A Burger King Order!!!

This would only happen in America. A woman calls 911 to complain about an incorrect order at the Burger King drive-through! What a country!

8.27.2006

8.23.2006

Funny Video Mash-Up

This is a "mash-up" of several internet videos. The "wrap-around" video is of a German kid freaking out over a video game; the Numa-Numa guy and Star Wars Kid make appearences!



WARNING! Turn the volume down immediately!

8.16.2006

8.15.2006

My 250th Post!

To mark this milestone, I offer the final 10 minutes of a wonderful series, Six Feet Under which ended its run last year. This is one the most affecting, emotional and gut-wrenching finales of any series I have ever seen. Enjoy!

8.06.2006

10 Best Will Ferrell SNL Skits


I was literally in tears by the end!

You can find them HERE.

Enjoy!

8.04.2006

A Song About a Bot!

This is a VERY fascinating video by the Euro-band Basshunter. It is an odd to an automatic "bot" that supervises an internet chatroom!



German Television Does It Again!

Even I think this is a bit much ... replacing part of a jogging path with a pool of water covered in leaves!

"Star Wars" Anti-Smoking PSA

Why oh why didn't I listen?

8.02.2006

Happy Fun Ball!

A great early '90s SNL commercial parody!

7.26.2006

Some Imponderables...

#1. Why Wouldn't One Have Netflix?
I have found some wonderful hard-to-find movies and television shows — like "Stargate: SG1," "Stargate: Atlantis," "Veronica Mars," and others — that simply aren't available at Blockbuster. Despite some minor problems, like the occasional unplayable DVD or a late arrival, it really is a major bargain. You end up paying something like 78¢ per DVD.

#2. Why would anyone live in Florida?
If you do, I think God has a message for you: get out! What with the heat, the hurricanes, droughts, alligator and shark attacks, Katherine Harris and Jeb Bush, the place sounds like the seventh layer of Hell in Dante's The Divine Comedy. Sure, it has nice beaches, and I'm sure the winters are nice, if you don't want a little old New England snow and four distinct seasons.

Of course, I'm biased. I think that Lincoln should have let the entire South go, for the benefit of the rest of the country.

That's it. Those are the only two that leap to mind at the moment!

Not Surprising, But Good For Him!

Lance Bass, late of 'N Sync, announces he's gay in the latest People magazine. I'm not surprised (there has been rumors on Perez Hilton's site for a while.

But good for him! I'm sure it wasn't an easy decision.

7.25.2006

Stop the Madness!

An anti-drug music video produced by the Reagan Administration in the 1980s. I've never seen it before.

7.24.2006

Hitting on Fred Phelps, Jr!

Fred Phelps and his insane family are the ones who picket at soldiers' funerals with anti-gay signs. This reporter decides to turn up the heat a little! :)

7.19.2006

Crazy Telemarketing Call

I don't like telemarketers any more than you do, but this is way over the top!

The link will lead you to a recording of a woman losing it while on the phone with a telemarketer. She accuses him of being a killer, a liar, a terrorist, and a hater. She even promises to have his taxes audited every year!

7.17.2006

Remember "Blair" from "The Facts of Life"?


Well, as it turns out, she (Lisa Welchel) is a wacky Southern Baptist right-wing religious nut!

And, thank God(s), she BLOGS! I demand that you read it, it is well worth the effort!

BUT EVEN BETTER, is The Blair Necessities, a blog that dissects Lisa Welchel's blog entries, with a real eye for wit. IT IS HILARIOUS!

7.11.2006

Ha! LOL! THIS is Micro$oft's 'iPod Killer'?!?!?!


What a f**king joke! Is this ugly or what?!?

You can read about it HERE.

7.10.2006

Poor Guy from British Telecom!

A trainee customer service guy from British Telecom (BT) gets an icy reception from a customer!

[WARNING: Very graphic language! Not Safe for Work (NSFW) unless you have headphones!]



Courtesy iFilm.

7.04.2006

Idiot Congressman Can't Name Ten Commandments!

Idiot Congressman Lynn Westmoreland pushed a bill to display the Ten Commandments in the US House of Representatives and Senate, and he can't name them! He is interviewed by Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report!



For the record, Congressman, they are:

"I am the LORD your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt, from the house of slavery. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me... .."

"Thou shalt not swear falsely by the name of the LORD..."

"Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy"

"Thou shalt honour your father and your mother..."

"Thou shalt not murder"

"Thou shalt not commit adultery."

"Thou shalt not steal."

"Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor"

"Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's house..."

School House Rock: No More Kings!

7.03.2006

You Gotta Love Bette Davis! I do!

From "Weekend Update" on SNL

Tiny Fey: "64% of Americans say that President Bush is doing a poor job. The other 36% believe that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church."

More....



6.22.2006

This Seems Contradictory to Me!

I mean, should good Christians (a) have tatoos, and (b) be naked, lying on one another??

6.03.2006

What's the Difference?

Can someone please explain the difference between

(a) banning marriage between homosexuals and
(b) banning marriage between whites and blacks, or Jews and "Germans," or Christians and "heathens"?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.